Hey there! Thanks for trusting us with your info. Here's the deal:

1. We don't sell your data. Ever. Seriously, not even for a billion dollars (though we’d definitely think about it… and still say no).

2. We don’t spam. You won't get a flood of emails from us—just the good stuff you actually asked for.

3. We keep it safe. Your info is guarded like our secret recipes.

4. We’re not clingy. If you want out, just say the word, and we’ll delete your info faster than we can pull a shot.